First, you have to make the lady believe that you are sad over something in your life that is making you upset(,,,,,, Then the line is said in sincerity looking into the lady's eyes: "I don't think that my penis needs to be alone tonight." LOL---Quagmire. Ladies, is this gonna make you go AWWW, poor thang.;P))
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