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They sound great in theory, but in reality, they just don't work out

Things that can go wrong....

Guy figures once the female experiences his oral skills, she will want to play every night

Girl has to fight off guy during her entire stay

Girl or guy is a an unsanitary pig

Girl expects guy to clean up after her

Guy expects girl to clean up after him

Guy is disgusting to be with in bed

Girl is disgusting to be with in bed

Girl invites male friend/boyfriend/husband (all of the above)  over to screw

Girl doesn't feel pot is a drug

Girl feels smoking in house with window open is acceptable

Girl wont shut up....talks non-stop about her cat

Guy wont shut up.....talks non-stop about how much he misses Obama

Girl is a snowflake

Household items come up missing

I feel I have made my point
Posted By: birdluvr69
Taking a break from putting together my papers for tax season, I decided to look around to see if I wanted to find an out of the way place in the mtns to do a lil WNC vacation. I like to stay with a family in their nice home, and who has cats, dogs, etc., soooo, off to CL to take that break, and, BOY! Do I find couple deals for you ladies: 1. FREE room for FRIENDLY FEMALE(Lake Home), but you cannot do drugs, or smoke inside the house. The only requirement from you is: Owner here: "I would like you to be FRIENDLY twice a week." OR, how about FREE RENT in Big house in exchange for "wife duties."  
   
 That last one intrigued me a bit, as my X wife thought her duties were to make my life miserable, and play dead fish during "wife duties"---shudder!!! I want to take this minute to say a big, from the heart, a heart-felt THANKS, to you ladies, who I have danced with over the years, and who have performed "Top notch wife duties":))~~~  
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Taking a break from putting together my papers for tax season, I decided to look around to see if I wanted to find an out of the way place in the mtns to do a lil WNC vacation. I like to stay with a family in their nice home, and who has cats, dogs, etc., soooo, off to CL to take that break, and, BOY! Do I find couple deals for you ladies: 1. FREE room for FRIENDLY FEMALE(Lake Home), but you cannot do drugs, or smoke inside the house. The only requirement from you is: Owner here: "I would like you to be FRIENDLY twice a week." OR, how about FREE RENT in Big house in exchange for "wife duties."  

That last one intrigued me a bit, as my X wife thought her duties were to make my life miserable, and play dead fish during "wife duties"---shudder!!! I want to take this minute to say a big, from the heart, a heart-felt THANKS, to you ladies, who I have danced with over the years, and who have performed "Top notch wife duties":))~~~  

They sound great in theory, but in reality, they just don't work out

Things that can go wrong....

Guy figures once the female experiences his oral skills, she will want to play every night

Girl has to fight off guy during her entire stay

Girl or guy is a an unsanitary pig

Girl expects guy to clean up after her

Guy expects girl to clean up after him

Guy is disgusting to be with in bed

Girl is disgusting to be with in bed

Girl invites male friend/boyfriend/husband (all of the above)  over to screw

Girl doesn't feel pot is a drug

Girl feels smoking in house with window open is acceptable

Girl wont shut up....talks non-stop about her cat

Guy wont shut up.....talks non-stop about how much he misses Obama

Girl is a snowflake

Household items come up missing

I feel I have made my point

Posted By: birdluvr69
Taking a break from putting together my papers for tax season, I decided to look around to see if I wanted to find an out of the way place in the mtns to do a lil WNC vacation. I like to stay with a family in their nice home, and who has cats, dogs, etc., soooo, off to CL to take that break, and, BOY! Do I find couple deals for you ladies: 1. FREE room for FRIENDLY FEMALE(Lake Home), but you cannot do drugs, or smoke inside the house. The only requirement from you is: Owner here: "I would like you to be FRIENDLY twice a week." OR, how about FREE RENT in Big house in exchange for "wife duties."  
   
 That last one intrigued me a bit, as my X wife thought her duties were to make my life miserable, and play dead fish during "wife duties"---shudder!!! I want to take this minute to say a big, from the heart, a heart-felt THANKS, to you ladies, who I have danced with over the years, and who have performed "Top notch wife duties":))~~~  
-- Modified on 2/28/2017 10:35:07 AM

-- Modified on 2/28/2017 10:45:00 AM

Mr.M.Johnson310 reads

In each case, we had seen each other 10+ times prior to the "vacation."  We were good "friends," and expectations were similar and known.

I wouldn't suggest this otherwise - what if we both got on planes and once we're "on vacation" we quickly realize "WTF, you wanna do what?!"  Making plane trip changes is painful.

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