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Working Girls is a movie from the 1980s starring Melanie Griffith and Harrison Ford and has nothing to do with escorts.

Pretty Woman is a move from the 1980s starring Julie Roberts and Richard Gere and has everything to do with escorts.

"He shoots, he scores" is a hockey and ultimate frisbee expression.

Pitching, stroking, and cleaning balls are golf terms.

Getting "fucked" can be a good or bad thing and may or may not be sexually related, depending on its context.

Ha.

LOL! I saw it on a billboard today on my way to Panama City...it's a crab shack, hehe!

xoxo
Caylee

I saw the Kum N Go stores when I went to Indianapolis last month!  I was thinking, what the......

In Memphis, I happened to turn down a wrong street and passed by a subdivision named "Morning Wood" in all it's glory on the big huge sign at the entrance!  I laughed my ass off who the hell would name a subdivision that.  Were they laughing their asses off at the city and county offices when they were licensing that?  Do you think the construction workers cracked a few jokes when they were building it?  I can't imagine who was naive enough to do that!  LOL

called FudPuckers. Good food and nice place. Their catchphrase is "You ain't been pucked til you been Fudpucked!"

While down there with an ex-SO  several years ago we were driving down the main road (98 I believe) and they also have a place called "The Donut Hole." I pulled over and had her take my picture in front of the sign. She laughed as much as I did. Her comment was something along the lines of "I guess I know what we're doing later."

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who finds names like this funny.

As always, be safe and have fun

Every time I hear it on NPR in the morning
I get a good chuckle!!! Innocence lost ... I say.
LOL

Cathy Ho's

a Chinese restaurant outside on the UWG campus

a club I used to dance at in Charleston,SC shared a common parking lot with a seafood market. The lot was at the most 30 yards wide. The market owner had a falling out with the club owner so the market owner painted the words  WE HAVE THE CRABS, CRABS,CRABS in four foot high letters on the outside wall facing the strip club.

For those bloody Brits:

"bang on"
"bollucks"
"bloody hell"
"for fucks sake"
"fucking hell"

It's better when the above are uttered in a Cockney dialect, although Scottish will do in a pinch.

Sometimes, a "Trimmed Pussy" is just a de-clawed cat.

Sometimes, "I took it on the chin" means "I was so drunk I lost that fist fight".

"We did it like we've never done it before" usually gets my reply of "That bad, huh? Don't worry. Y'all just need more practice."

Pussy muff and kitten mittens are clothing items for cats, not female condoms

A pussy snack was a treat for a cat, not me

Cock fights are a sport in mexico