Not as good as I once was but as good once as I ever was!!!
..lot of the ladies are from the South, a country song may work best.
Here's a title suggestion, courtesy of Chuck Lorre:
"The Problem with Getting Older is I Can't Remember which Lie I Told Her."
Now go and write it.
"I'd rather die while I'm living, than live when I'm dead."
Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow0pxinprME
If you don't remember this hit from 1961, maybe you are in the wrong forum!
Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdok71_lM5w
What about the Cheers theme song... Sometime you want to go where everybody knows your name